I suffer from Griffonage. If I write a grocery list for someone I have to decipher it for them first.
The word first appears in a book of 1832 by Frances Trollope, mother of the novelist Anthony Trollope, the man who would start writing at 5.30 every morning and write 250 words every quarter of an hour (timing himself with a watch), before heading off to his day job at the post office.
Yes, I know I spelled handwriting wrong in this graphic, but I'm too lazy to re-do it. I thought it was sort of ironic. Have a wonderful, Wednesday everyone. =]:)